Basic Dwarf Military


Urist Goldbar runs a crash course on establishing your military in Dwarf Fortress! The actual combat mechanics are fairly complex, so there are a variety of options open to any player, but the key is establishing a good training situation and having good enough materials to punch through the toughest armors.

Walks With Less Patience


Queen Latifah’s adventures with a silly Native American stereotype remains patently bizarre, with her companion stopping to point out really dumb observations in a really slow speech pattern. At no point does the purpose of this adventure become completely clear. Somehow lunch boxes play into it. They’re integral.