We’ve got another episode of Gym of the Romantic Journey! Del has not gotten away with shooting that dog – as it turns out, dogs are not only expensive but have tons of other benefits, so that sort of thing is a good way get on a parent’s bad side.
If you haven’t caught it yet, episode -8 of MAS is out! The Yellow One makes an appearance bearing a horrible infestation of adorable parasites, but Twilight, being the enterprising horse that she is, comes up with a swift solution to the problem. One has to wonder how Parasprites exist in the wild without devastating everything.
They Graybeards send Kaybe to go fetch one of their ancient artifacts, but they neglect to account for how far away and completely unguarded it’s been for however many centuries. In the future, they probably ought to test the Dragonborn with a multiple choice scantron, although Kaybe would almost more certainly fail that test.
Kaybe’s got a firm number of jobs to finish up and a few new ones waiting for her! One is the assassination of a dragon that’s taken nest near Falkreath, and only Kaybe’s cunning genius could devise a sufficient plan. Afteward, the Graybeards are waiting.
With the help of a new animator and artist, behold, the Gym of the Romantic Journey! A gym dedicated to teaching small children how to master their various special talents at the ripe age of roughly ten, so they can strike out into the world and not be instantly killed by a giant scorpion or something. Some people believe it’s better to just leave your house completely by yourself with love as your true weapon, but that’s only got like a one in a billion shot of panning out. Everyone else has to train in a more practical setting under the watchful eye of a person who naturally loves violence.